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Show Me Your Genitals Video

Blue Sunshine — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:24:36 +0000

Here is a video that I came across that deserves some recognition. It’s a tongue-in-cheek rap video by comedian Jon Lajoie, in which he gives his thoughts on women. Obviously it takes some subliminal jabs at the state of rap music today as well. But most of all, this man keeps it real:

Shake your er… bums.

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Bill O Reilly Flips Out – The Remixes

Blue Sunshine — Fri, 16 May 2008 04:57:41 +0000

As you may have heard already, a video of everyone’s favorite conservative Bill O’Reilly has surfaced which shows him losing his cool during his days on Inside Edition. Of course, this comes to everyone’s surprise considering that Bill is such a lovable, open-minded individual who is composed of nothing but journalistic integrity. The video was released this Monday, and it is already one its way to becoming a huge internet sensation. As with every video that gains popularity on the interwebs, parodies and remixes are sure to follow. Let’s take a look at a few of these remixes and parodies after we look at the original video:

Good old Bill, he’s a hoot ain’t he? Now onto the remixes.

Billy O’Reilly Flips Out – The Dance Remix:

Stephen Colbert Flips Out:

Bill O’Reilly Is Misunderstood (YTMND)

Bill O’Reilly Hates the Opera (YTMND, also my personal favorite)

At this rate, we may have a new Star Wars Kid on our hands.

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Ahmed Johnson’s Nonsencial Promo’s

Blue Sunshine — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:25:55 +0000

So I’m sitting here in a hotel room in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania on a business trip. I’m watching Wheel of Fortune and I’m drinking beer so I figured, what better time to update my site? Earlier today, I visited the Appalachian Brewing Company in downtown Harrisburg and sampled some of their beer (as well as picking up a six pack for the hotel). Perhaps I’ll give one of their beers a review if I don’t drink it all tonight.

Anyway, here’s a video that I dug up on Youtube starring former WWE wrestler Ahmed Johnson. You see, old Ahmed wasn’t exactly the best on the microphone. In fact, his interviews and promo’s caused more people to scratch their heads rather than to be excited for his wrestling matches. So when Ahmed was forced to cut not one, but four promo’s for the Playstation game WWF Warzone, hilarity and confusion ensued. Luckily there is this video that subtitles three of these promo’s with interesting results:

Technorati Tags: funny, movie, youtube, WWF, WWE, Ahmed Johnson, interpretation

Things To Do When You Could Care Less About Your Job

Blue Sunshine — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:56:17 +0000

Last year I had worked for a very large corporation in their IT department for a year. The job didn’t seem too bad at first, however rumors started to swell that there were some layoffs coming down the pipe line. This was all merely speculation for a number of months, and no one really took it seriously. However, it was soon revealed officially that I was going to get laid off, and about 75% of my co-workers were going to be laid off as well. This of course was presented to us by one of the head honcho’s of upper management by accident, as these layoffs were suppose to come as a "here today, gone tomorrow" type of thing.

Naturally this had caused an intense drop in morale within myself and my fellow co-workers. From this point forward, our days mainly consisted of watching Youtube, chatting aimlessly on instant messenger, and checking out random YTMNDs. When we weren’t doing such amazing tasks, we engaged in other fine activities such as creating this lovely "crossword puzzle" on a board:

This board was in one of our cubes in very plain view, and was left up for several days. I don’t believe that anyone was worried that management would see it because after all, what could they really do? Fire us a few weeks ahead of schedule?

Several people contributed to this fine work of office art, so I should note my lovely phrases I wrote on this very board. They include such things as:

Jim is a fag.
Jim eats shit.
Jim Hearts bukkake.
Gay.

So next time you could care less about your job and need something to pass the time, you could always write such lovely phrases on a marker board in the middle of your office.

Poor Jim.

Technorati Tags: humor, funny, board, marker board, bad job, lay off, IT

Subway’s Jared Cardboard Cut Out Has Gross Chest Hair

Blue Sunshine — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:22:09 +0000

So I was eating at Subway and immediately noticed the life size cardboard cut out off Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle. Now I find card board cut outs to be quite creepy in general, especially when they feature an overly happy man peddling sandwiches to you while grinning ear to ear. But I guess to the normal American, Jared is part of popular culture somehow, and this particular cardboard cutout doesn’t look so threatening:

However, as I was eating my turkey sub, I started to notice something about this cut out (aside from the fact that he looks like he’s extremely happy to do laundry for sasquatches). This was something that I didn’t expect, and I certainly didn’t want to encounter when I had a mouth full of food. No sir, I didn’t expect to nearly choke on a Sun Chip while trying to enjoy my lunch break in peace. Upon close inspection of this smiling cheeseball, I noticed this:

Oh man, why the fuck do they have this guy’s chest hair showing? Would it have killed them to say, "OK Jared, we need you to button that top button on your shirt so America doesn’t see your 70’s pornstar chest"? Would it have broke the bank to hire someone to do a quick Photoshop job on these pubes creeping out of his shirt?

Now don’t get me wrong, I love Subway. In fact, I eat there nearly every day because there’s basically nothing else around the office to go to eat. But I think it sends the wrong message to have a life size hairy man holding a pair of pants when the only thing you want to worry about is whether or not you want your lunch toasted. Perhaps it was in his contract to show his hairy chest so that he can pick up women nationwide. I mean, two girls did steal this very cardboard cut out you know. I guess they couldn’t resist the hairy chest of a man that’s an inspiration to sandwich enthusiasts world wide.

Edit 3/31: So I just had lunch at the same Subway I always eat lunch at and I noticed that the card board cut out is no longer there. It looks to be replaced with a Jared "Got Milk?" poster and there is no chest hair to be found. Hmm…

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Funniest Death Scenes In Movies

Blue Sunshine — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:08:12 +0000

Ah, it’s been awhile since I’ve updated. Lately I’ve been building my new PC which is a complete monster, and I’ll be sure to make a post about it as soon as it’s up and running. In the mean time, here’s a hilarious video.

Basically, this is a compilation of the cheesiest and corniest death scenes from various B-movies. My favorite ones by far are from Shark Attack 3 and Troll 2. Check it out:

Technorati Tags: funny, movie, youtube, death scenes, Troll 2, Shark Attack 3, Silent Night Deadly Night 2, Enter the Ninja, Undefeatable, Big Trouble in Little China

Elliot Spitzer’s Prostitute Looks Like Matt Hardy

Blue Sunshine — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:55:31 +0000

I’m sure you’ve heard it all over the news. New York Governor Elliot Spitzer was involved with a prostitution ring which lead to his eventual resigning. What was even more shocking is that he was a Democrat. After all, it wouldn’t really have been big news if he was a Republican because the media has to be tired of their sex scandals by now (to my surprise, I don’t see good old Larry "I’m not gay, I swear, no seriously dude, I’m NOT GAY" Craig on that list).

Anyway, it turns out that Spitzer’s call girl of choice goes by the name of Ashley Alexander Dupree and she’s actually pretty hot, but not $5,000 per session hot. In fact, one photo of her looks like exactly like WWE wrestler Matt Hardy:

What exactly is Matt implying with that hand gesture anyway? Better ask Spitzer.

Technorati Tags: Elliot Spitzer, New York, prostitute, resign, WWE, Matt Hardy, Ashley Alexander Dupree, scandal, politics

Barack Obama’s Dark Secret – He Isn’t a Muslim, He’s An Oompa Loompa

Blue Sunshine — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:03:35 +0000

Today on The Drudge Report, a photo leaked of presidential candidate Barack Obama seen in traditional Somali attire (pictured below). Rumors have it that this was "leaked" by someone in the Clinton campaign as a last minute smear to provoke once again the, "ZOMG BARACK HUSSEIN OSAMA IS MUSLIM" garbage that has been floating around since those smear e-mails were released a few months ago. Despite the fact that the photo was nothing more than an excerpt of Obama from his 2007 DVD "Senator Obama Goes To Africa", most Americans out of the loop (or just most American’s that have shit where there brains should be) may think this is another possible Islamic connection.

I however, know that there is something even more sinister abound. Here at Miscellaneous Garbage, I strive always try to look beneath the surface to see things as they really are. Here is the photo posted on Drudge:

Now here is something even more shocking. Senator Obama isn’t playing dress up as a Muslim or even a Somalian. Obama is an undercover Oompa Loompa:

Hey, if all this talk about "change" in this country has anything to do with delicious Wonka treats, count me in.

Technorati Tags: Obama, Barack Obama, Drudge, Willy Wonka, Oompa Loompa, politics, political humor, Clinton, presidential campaign, Islam, Muslim

Jim Ross’s “My Ass” Rap

Blue Sunshine — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:13:06 +0000

I’ve been a fan of pro wrestling for as pretty much as long as I can remember. Whether it was watching Hulk Hogan as a kid, or watching Steve Austin as a teen, I always got a kick out of the goofy antics in the circus world of wrestling. There were always so many different personalities, each of which was always over the top. Within the past couple of years though, there hasn’t been a whole lot to keep my interest, and I can’t remember the time where I watched a wrestling show from start to finish.

Anyway, these next series of videos are a spoof of perhaps the greatest professional wrestling announcer ever, Jim Ross. He’s been on our television sets every Monday night for almost an entire decade, and he’s been known as "Good Ol’ J.R." These two videos take a bunch of clips from the WWE Smackdown video game series and mix them up into a hilarious rap song by Ross. There’s two videos, and the second is easily the better of the two so I’m posting it first. Check it out:

Technorati Tags: Jim Ross, JR, WWE, wrestling, announcing, parody, sports entertainment, WWF

The Only Ticket That Matters In 2008

Blue Sunshine — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:56:14 +0000

Lately, all you hear in the media is the presidential election. I’m sure you’ve heard all the lines, all the smears, and all the one-liners from Obama, McCain, Paul, and Clinton by now. But who can you be sure to vote for? People say that Hillary is looking to sell America out to corporations, Obama has no real political experience, McCain is "Bush-Lite", and Paul is just plain batshit crazy. With all this talk, who can people vote for? Well America, you’re in luck because 2008 is the year for change. If you want security, if you want freedom, and if you want the terrorists tapping out to the Figure Four, there’s only one ticket that matters:

NORRIS FLAIR 2008

Technorati Tags: Ric Flair, Chuck Norris, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Ron Paul, politics, funny, satire