Here is a video that I came across that deserves some recognition. It’s a tongue-in-cheek rap video by comedian Jon Lajoie, in which he gives his thoughts on women. Obviously it takes some subliminal jabs at the state of rap music today as well. But most of all, this man keeps it real:
As you may have heard already, a video of everyone’s favorite conservative Bill O’Reilly has surfaced which shows him losing his cool during his days on Inside Edition. Of course, this comes to everyone’s surprise considering that Bill is such a lovable, open-minded individual who is composed of nothing but journalistic integrity. The video was released this Monday, and it is already one its way to becoming a huge internet sensation. As with every video that gains popularity on the interwebs, parodies and remixes are sure to follow. Let’s take a look at a few of these remixes and parodies after we look at the original video:
So I’m sitting here in a hotel room in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania on a business trip. I’m watching Wheel of Fortune and I’m drinking beer so I figured, what better time to update my site? Earlier today, I visited the Appalachian Brewing Company in downtown Harrisburg and sampled some of their beer (as well as picking up a six pack for the hotel). Perhaps I’ll give one of their beers a review if I don’t drink it all tonight.
Anyway, here’s a video that I dug up on Youtube starring former WWE wrestler Ahmed Johnson. You see, old Ahmed wasn’t exactly the best on the microphone. In fact, his interviews and promo’s caused more people to scratch their heads rather than to be excited for his wrestling matches. So when Ahmed was forced to cut not one, but four promo’s for the Playstation game WWF Warzone, hilarity and confusion ensued. Luckily there is this video that subtitles three of these promo’s with interesting results:
Technorati Tags: funny, movie, youtube, WWF, WWE, Ahmed Johnson, interpretation
Last year I had worked for a very large corporation in their IT department for a year. The job didn’t seem too bad at first, however rumors started to swell that there were some layoffs coming down the pipe line. This was all merely speculation for a number of months, and no one really took it seriously. However, it was soon revealed officially that I was going to get laid off, and about 75% of my co-workers were going to be laid off as well. This of course was presented to us by one of the head honcho’s of upper management by accident, as these layoffs were suppose to come as a "here today, gone tomorrow" type of thing.
Naturally this had caused an intense drop in morale within myself and my fellow co-workers. From this point forward, our days mainly consisted of watching Youtube, chatting aimlessly on instant messenger, and checking out random YTMNDs. When we weren’t doing such amazing tasks, we engaged in other fine activities such as creating this lovely "crossword puzzle" on a board:
So I was eating at Subway and immediately noticed the life size cardboard cut out off Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle. Now I find card board cut outs to be quite creepy in general, especially when they feature an overly happy man peddling sandwiches to you while grinning ear to ear. But I guess to the normal American, Jared is part of popular culture somehow, and this particular cardboard cutout doesn’t look so threatening:
Ah, it’s been awhile since I’ve updated. Lately I’ve been building my new PC which is a complete monster, and I’ll be sure to make a post about it as soon as it’s up and running. In the mean time, here’s a hilarious video.
Basically, this is a compilation of the cheesiest and corniest death scenes from various B-movies. My favorite ones by far are from Shark Attack 3 and Troll 2. Check it out:
Technorati Tags: funny, movie, youtube, death scenes, Troll 2, Shark Attack 3, Silent Night Deadly Night 2, Enter the Ninja, Undefeatable, Big Trouble in Little China
I’m sure you’ve heard it all over the news. New York Governor Elliot Spitzer was involved with a prostitution ring which lead to his eventual resigning. What was even more shocking is that he was a Democrat. After all, it wouldn’t really have been big news if he was a Republican because the media has to be tired of their sex scandals by now (to my surprise, I don’t see good old Larry "I’m not gay, I swear, no seriously dude, I’m NOT GAY" Craig on that list).
Anyway, it turns out that Spitzer’s call girl of choice goes by the name of Ashley Alexander Dupree and she’s actually pretty hot, but not $5,000 per session hot. In fact, one photo of her looks like exactly like WWE wrestler Matt Hardy:
Today on The Drudge Report, a photo leaked of presidential candidate Barack Obama seen in traditional Somali attire (pictured below). Rumors have it that this was "leaked" by someone in the Clinton campaign as a last minute smear to provoke once again the, "ZOMG BARACK HUSSEIN OSAMA IS MUSLIM" garbage that has been floating around since those smear e-mails were released a few months ago. Despite the fact that the photo was nothing more than an excerpt of Obama from his 2007 DVD "Senator Obama Goes To Africa", most Americans out of the loop (or just most American’s that have shit where there brains should be) may think this is another possible Islamic connection.
I however, know that there is something even more sinister abound. Here at Miscellaneous Garbage, I strive always try to look beneath the surface to see things as they really are. Here is the photo posted on Drudge:
I’ve been a fan of pro wrestling for as pretty much as long as I can remember. Whether it was watching Hulk Hogan as a kid, or watching Steve Austin as a teen, I always got a kick out of the goofy antics in the circus world of wrestling. There were always so many different personalities, each of which was always over the top. Within the past couple of years though, there hasn’t been a whole lot to keep my interest, and I can’t remember the time where I watched a wrestling show from start to finish.
Anyway, these next series of videos are a spoof of perhaps the greatest professional wrestling announcer ever, Jim Ross. He’s been on our television sets every Monday night for almost an entire decade, and he’s been known as "Good Ol’ J.R." These two videos take a bunch of clips from the WWE Smackdown video game series and mix them up into a hilarious rap song by Ross. There’s two videos, and the second is easily the better of the two so I’m posting it first. Check it out:
Technorati Tags: Jim Ross, JR, WWE, wrestling, announcing, parody, sports entertainment, WWF
Lately, all you hear in the media is the presidential election. I’m sure you’ve heard all the lines, all the smears, and all the one-liners from Obama, McCain, Paul, and Clinton by now. But who can you be sure to vote for? People say that Hillary is looking to sell America out to corporations, Obama has no real political experience, McCain is "Bush-Lite", and Paul is just plain batshit crazy. With all this talk, who can people vote for? Well America, you’re in luck because 2008 is the year for change. If you want security, if you want freedom, and if you want the terrorists tapping out to the Figure Four, there’s only one ticket that matters:
NORRIS FLAIR 2008
Technorati Tags: Ric Flair, Chuck Norris, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Ron Paul, politics, funny, satire
