Kurt Angle Has Lost His Mind

I’ve been a casual fan of Mixed Martial Arts for a good while, and a fan of Professional Wrestling for as long as I can remember.  Although my interest in both has significantly dwindled over the past couple of years, I still like to check on various wrestling rumor sites every once in awhile.  For a few years, amateur-turned-pro wrestler Kurt Angle was arguably the best pro wrestler on the planet both in the ring and on the microphone.  From 1999 - 2006, Kurt Angle had wrestled for World Wrestling Entertainment nearly non-stop, and it seemed that there was no end to his great performances.  However, in August of 2006 Kurt Angle would jump ship from WWE to the much smaller Total Nonstop Action promotion, and it seems that at this point, Kurt Angle lost his fucking mind.  Let’s take a look at this amazing performer, and his recent incidents of him going off the deep end:

 

 

Kurt Angle

 

 

Kurt Angle Vs. Randy Couture

There has been rumors that Kurt Angle would fight former UFC Heavyweight Champion Randy Couture in a MMA match for some time.  Angle has displayed a lot of confidence in his abilities despite the fact that he’s never actually fought a mixed martial arts match.  Call me crazy, but I don’t think you want to face one of the top guys in the entire sport in your first official match up.  That’s like Stallone trying to put down Bob "Bull" Hurley in his first arm wrestling match in Over the Top.  

 

Over the Top

 

 
As of earlier this month, Angle confirmed the fact the fight was signed, however he didn’t mention that the fight has been "changed" to a submission style wrestling match.  Good move!
 

Kurt Angle Vs. Daniel Puder

This is by far my favorite "Kurt Angle is crazy" story.  Daniel Puder was a contestant on WWE Smackdown’s Tough Enough contest in 2004.  In one of the television segments, Puder actually locked Angle in a submission unexpectedly (this was legit, although it wasn’t planned that way).  Many viewed this as being unprofessional on Puder’s part, while others exclaimed the act was "taking the bull by the horns".  Either way, this displeased Angle very much. 

 

Angle and Puder continued to have a "war of words" of sorts from this point forward, with each wanting to challenge one another to fights.  However, it was Angle’s hilarious comments that took this feud to a whole new level.  Here are some summaries of the things he said in an interview:

 

"Kurt said that Puder should try and fight someone decent and not just go up against bums and crack heads."

 

"Kurt said after he wins he would pull his shorts and rub his balls in Puder’s face."
 
"Kurt then stated that after he knocks Puder out he would let [wife] Karen go in the ring to piss and shit on Puder’s face."

 

Daniel Puder

 

Now that’s what I call an interview.

 

Kurt Angle Vs. DUI

In late September of last year, Angle was arrested for driving under the influence in a Pittsburgh suburb.  According to the report, Angle hit another car in his Escalade and was later arrested at his home after failing a sobriety test. During this whole scenario, there was even rumors that police found Angle chewing pills at his home before his arrest, however that has never been confirmed.  Now I wouldn’t technically classify this as "crazy", as people make mistakes and Angle was one of those people.  However, his (summarized) comments are more than enough to label him as quite possibly insane:

 

"The lady who called the police on him had a DUI herself just three weeks earlier, and actually wrote down his license number to give to the police on the back of a receipt from a liquor store which had enough alcoholic purchases on it to kill three people."

 

Escalade

 

Of course to no one’s surprise, this has never been confirmed.

 

Kurt Angle Vs. Huge Exaggerations

Since Angle has joined TNA wrestling, he has sung its praises and supported the company to no end.  This makes sense, considering the reportedly huge contract he signed with them.  However, there are more than a few times where he makes some slight exaggerations about the company and its successes.  Take for example TNA’s ratings which have been in the 1.0 - 1.2 area for several years.  Despite this fact, Angle’s claims that TNA’s popularity has exploded since he joined in 2006 despite the fact the ratings have been consistently in the same range.  Exploded?  Not quite yet pal.

 

Another exaggeration that he has made recently has been on TNA’s new wrestling video game, TNA Impact!  Angle claims that their video will outsell WWE’s video game in a month.  Keep in mind that WWE’s Smackdown! video game series has been a huge cash cow for WWE, and has been around for nearly ten years.  Somehow I doubt that a debut video game can dethrone such a long running franchise in one month, but hey that’s just me.

 

Kurt Angle Vs. WWE

Since Angle’s departure from WWE, he has done a fine job of burying his former employer.  He has slammed WWE owner Vince McMahon several times, and has taken shots at various wrestlers on their roster as well.  This is nothing new to wrestling or to anyone who dislikes a former employer, but Angle took it upon himself to make a tongue-in-cheek, anti-WWE, short action film.  This simply defies all logic, and you have to see it to believe it:

 

 

 

 

Ah yes, an insanely cheesy bar brawl promo taking not-so-subliminal shots at WWE.   I think this following Youtube comment sums it up perfectly:

 

"Pretty pointless."

 

 I agree wholeheartedly. 

 

Kurt Angle Vs. Everyone Else

Considering that Kurt’s confidence (or over inflated ego) has been cranked up to eleven lately, its no surprise that he hasn’t made a lot of friends.  Angle has pissed off Chuck Liddell a few times, and Liddell has even commented that Kurt is "living in a dream world".  Not exactly a person you want to piss off when trying to break into the MMA world.  Angle has even upset fighter (and former WWE pro wrestler) Ken Shamrock after he supposedly pulled out of a fight with him. 

 

More recently, Kurt upset several WWE wrestlers after filming them during this year’s Wrestlemania weekend at a TGI Friday’s.  I can’t even make stuff up as good as this.

 

TGI Fridays

 

So what does the future hold for this Olympic Gold Medalist?  Most likely more outrageous things are going to be said, and maybe we’ll see him enter an MMA ring like he desperately wants to. 

 

Even though lately he’s been known for his outrageous antics, Kurt Angle will go down in history as one of the best professional wrestlers of all time, and he is easily deserving of that title.  He’s an Olympic legend and a well-respected hometown hero as well.  As of the current moment though, one thing is for sure:  Kurt Angle is batshit crazy.

 

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4 comments so far

Kurt Angle Has Lost His Mind…

From 1999 - 2006, Kurt Angle had wrestled for World Wrestling Entertainment nearly non-stop, and it seemed that there was no end to his great performances. However, in August of 2006 Kurt Angle would jump ship from WWE to the much smaller Total Nonstop…

pligg.com
April 15th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

Nice read :) I never knew he went so crazy! Why would you want to piss off the people who made him a house name? Stupid if you ask me.

He is going to burn to many bridges and when he pisses everyone off… who will he run to? WWE I bet!

Even though he did this… Id love to see him back with WWE.

Lee Doyle
April 21st, 2008 at 8:01 pm

Yeah, I think it’s pretty safe to say that he’s burned quite a few bridges lately. But perhaps someday he’ll come back to WWE and get everything straightened out. Either way, he’s still the man, despite his insanity. :)

Blue Sunshine
April 21st, 2008 at 9:48 pm

LOLLL Great to see LardAss Kurt back in the Limelight!!

I’d Love to see Tito Ortiz Tee Off on him in the Steel Octagon*

;))

BillyWarhol
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:27 pm

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