Last year I had worked for a very large corporation in their IT department for a year.  The job didn’t seem too bad at first, however rumors started to swell that there were some layoffs coming down the pipe line.  This was all merely speculation for a number of months, and no one really took it seriously.  However, it was soon revealed officially that I was going to get laid off, and about 75% of my co-workers were going to be laid off as well.  This of course was presented to us by one of the head honcho’s of upper management by accident, as these layoffs were suppose to come as a "here today, gone tomorrow" type of thing.

Naturally this had caused an intense drop in morale within myself and my fellow co-workers.  From this point forward, our days mainly consisted of watching Youtube, chatting aimlessly on instant messenger, and checking out random YTMNDs.  When we weren’t doing such amazing tasks, we engaged in other fine activities such as creating this lovely "crossword puzzle" on a board:

This board was in one of our cubes in very plain view, and was left up for several days.  I don’t believe that anyone was worried that management would see it because after all, what could they really do?  Fire us a few weeks ahead of schedule? 

Several people contributed to this fine work of office art, so I should note my lovely phrases I wrote on this very board.  They include such things as:

• Jim is a fag.
• Jim eats shit.
• Jim Hearts bukkake.
• Gay.

So next time you could care less about your job and need something to pass the time, you could always write such lovely phrases on a marker board in the middle of your office. 

Poor Jim.

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