Barack Obama’s Dark Secret - He Isn’t a Muslim, He’s An Oompa Loompa

Today on The Drudge Report, a photo leaked of presidential candidate Barack Obama seen in traditional Somali attire (pictured below).  Rumors have it that this was "leaked" by someone in the Clinton campaign as a last minute smear to provoke once again the, "ZOMG BARACK HUSSEIN OSAMA IS MUSLIM" garbage that has been floating around since those smear e-mails were released a few months ago.  Despite the fact that the photo was nothing more than an excerpt of Obama from his 2007 DVD "Senator Obama Goes To Africa", most Americans out of the loop (or just most American’s that have shit where there brains should be) may think this is another possible Islamic connection.

 

I however, know that there is something even more sinister abound.  Here at Miscellaneous Garbage, I strive always try to look beneath the surface to see things as they really are.  Here is the photo posted on Drudge:

 

Barack Obama

 

 

Now here is something even more shocking.  Senator Obama isn’t playing dress up as a Muslim or even a Somalian.  Obama is an undercover Oompa Loompa:

 

Oompa Loompa

 

Hey, if all this talk about "change" in this country has anything to do with delicious Wonka treats, count me in.

 

 

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[...] Obama’s Dark Secret - He Isn’ta Muslim, He’s An Oompa Loompa February 25th, 2008 Rick Moran wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptToday on The Drudge Report, a photo [...]

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