Lately, all you hear in the media is the presidential election.  I’m sure you’ve heard all the lines, all the smears, and all the one-liners from Obama, McCain, Paul, and Clinton by now.  But who can you be sure to vote for?  People say that Hillary is looking to sell America out to corporations, Obama has no real political experience, McCain is "Bush-Lite", and Paul is just plain batshit crazy.  With all this talk, who can people vote for?  Well America, you’re in luck because 2008 is the year for change.  If you want security, if you want freedom, and if you want the terrorists tapping out to the Figure Four, there’s only one ticket that matters:

NORRIS FLAIR 2008

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